Local toes recently learned they were invited to go on a saling cruise in honor of Toe Month. They reacted with delighted surprise and immediately went in search of a new outfit, something more . . . more

A lot has happened since we last spoke.  To start off, you may already be aware that my toe saga was featured on ’60 Minutes.’  I was surprised to find so many sweet souls who . . . more

Because I was toilet trained by a Teutonic Drill Sergeant (read "jewish mother"), I was habituated to examine the results of my evacuations at an early age.  This admonition was reinforced by my . . . more

Take it from me, you should think twice before you claim a body part is yours when you know damn well that it isn’t.  About a week ago I lost a toe.  It wasn’t a major toe, so . . . more

The roommate's gone for the rest of the day Leaving me free to stay bare as a jay Not a soul to say me nay I love a naked Saturday! more

I’m proud to announce that I am officially declaring August as Toe Awareness Month!  As I’m sure many of you will agree, toes have for far too long taken a backseat to other appendages . . . more

I used to be a sound sleeper, now I’m lucky if I wake in the morning with a solid three hours.   It makes little difference if I can remember having the dream because even if I can’t . . . more

This first appeared on March 29, 2007.  I thought I'd let it serve double duty: today as a resurrected piece and tomorrow for a chuckle or two.  Have fun! In a different article, . . . more

As a non-fiction read, 'Survival of the Sickest' by Dr. Sharon Moalem (with Jonathon Prince) grabs your attention.  As someone who has studied anthropology and medical ethics (my graduate . . . more